The one word I heard over and over again on Wall Street this past week was “shitshow,” and with good reason. U.S. equity markets lost some $7 trillion in value on Thursday and Friday after Donald Trump announced tariffs of anywhere between 10 percent and 54 percent on virtually every country in the world, many without rhyme or reason. In a cheery note, Bruce Kasman, the chief economist at JPMorgan Chase, increased the probability of a recession this year to 60 percent, up from 40 percent. “This big beautiful economy that actually was rolling pretty good with jobs and inflation coming down. [This] feels more like the Game of Thrones red wedding,” the longtime investment banker and Biden ally Robert Wolf said on Fox News, referring to a scene in which all the guests were brutally murdered. “I mean, it’s not going well.”
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