Wall Street doesn’t hold onto bad assets for long, and this past week, the books were finally closed on the Citrix buyout as the consortium of big banks involved in the deal—Goldman Sachs, Bank of America, and Credit Suisse, among others—sold the last tranche of the software company’s junior debt for 79 cents on the dollar, perfecting a collective loss of $1.5 billion. As Silicon Valley Bank discovered recently, disaster arises in banking when debt is bought, or underwritten, during one interest-rate environment and sold into another. I’m sure the good folks at UBS are enjoying the hit that their new toy, Credit Suisse, took on the “Shitrix” deal.